Madonna

[Sarah]

A picture of the Virgin Mary (usually with the babe).The Italian painters are noted for drawing the Madonnas by their ownwives or mistresses. Rymer.

[Sarah]

An extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product -- herself. A triumph of style over substance. Her acting talent was recognized by her being awarded a special “Worst actress of the century” [Razzie] at the 2000 [Golden Raspberry] awards. (Has since seen the light and given up on acting). Also an author, her best known work being 1992’s “Sex”, which was sold sealed in plastic -- not because it was obscene, but because no one would have bought it if they were able to see how lame the contents really were. Also supposedly a musician.

[Sarah]

a. American pop icon (and faux Brit). Officially the highest-selling female artist of all time. Also the richest and highest-paid female singer in the world as of 2006.

Argued by Rolling Stone as the Most

[Sarah]

It's like watching your nan dance in her [undies]...

[Sarah]

A very talented musician, actress, business woman and innovator.
Madonna established herself as a force to be reckoned with within the pop music scene, until she started experimenting with her musical sounds. Resulting in multiple Grammy wins and sales over 200 million.
She has also taken apart in many other projects. Landing the staring role in the movie Evita, showcasing her talent as a singer and actress. Resulting in a Golden Globe win.
Musically, she has written the majority of her songs and is influenced by many musicians prior to her including David Bowie and Prince. Her music videos have gained millions of views on internet sites such as YouTube.
She is also an author, and has written multiple children books (most becoming best sellers).

[Sarah]

a Madonna is a statue or portayance of the virgin Mary. It is a term usually used by Catholics

[Sarah]

A woman who is something of a paradox.

She has achieved the status of being one of the most successful female singers of all time, despite not having a particularly good voice and only being of average attractiveness.

Her success could be ascribed to 'strength of character', but, also paradoxically, she is an incredibly shallow, vacuous person, known for changing her 'personality' and image every few years in order to lengthen her career.

Her latest fad is to take children from Africa to use as fashion accessories. She is currently affecting a peculiar accent in a pretentious attempt to apparently try to sound 'english'. Has a reputation for being rude, ungracious and self-obsessed.

Has dabbled in acting at which she has proved to be a notable failure and a laughing stock, as she doesn't have any depth within her own character to draw on when creating roles.

[Tina]

[California slang] [name] for [Cocaine]

[Rihanna]

a.Over 40 year-old women still acting like teenagers and wearing [bras] that overly push-up.
b.[Americans] [faking] inconvincing British accents.

[Julene]

Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ: