Blossoms

[Zipporah Schumaker]

As explained by the worlds [foremost] perversion afficianado, [John Waters], in the [directors] commentary for A Dirty Shame, blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.

[Merna]

When a tree or plant blossoms, it produces flowers before producing fruit that can be eaten: