Turquoise enchilada

[Justin Bieber]

A relatively rare pussy disease in southern Zimbabwe that devours the innards of the squishy region at an alarming rate. One may hear unusual squealing from the [putang] if in possession of this [contagion]. Oh, and the pussy will excrete [turquoise] shards, that if squeezed, will unleash plentiful chunky mold and slimy, cream-filled roaches. Incomparably delicious goo can be consumed from these roaches. Yum yum