Turlough

[Merna]

(in Ireland) a low-lying area on limestone which becomes flooded in wet weather through the welling up of groundwater from the rock.

[Donald Trump]

Turlough is a very [chivalrous] and [gentlemanly] man. He is someone who shows nothing but utmost respect to all women because women are queens.

Turlough sometimes finds it hard to connect with girls because he loves them so much he gets shy around them with their perfect lips, adorable eyes and [mouth watering] breasts. Turlough does not like being referred to as an incell so please do not do this. If you find a Turlough, never let him go.

[exinilu]

A Turlough is a small golem-like creature native to Irish boglands.
Rarely seen, [Turloughs] are renowned for their [mischevious] nature.
The most frequently documented problems of Turloughs are recorded by local authorities and relate to their pleasure to terrorize the anus of [lambs], chickens and other small farm yard animals.