Discontinuation syndrome

[Merna]

When a person is mid way through an activity or task, but suddenly decides that there is something much more important they should be doing like replying to a text, or making daisy chains or even something very simple like deciding whether or not you need to take a shit. This syndrome is a reoccurring affliction that doesnt have a current cure. Side effects include - severely [untidy] home, [unfinished] paperwork, unemployment and even death. You can simply overcome this syndrome by not being a fucking moron and finishing what you started.
EXAMPLE;
[hoovering] carpet but stops half way through
Person; oooo I could really do with [a shag]
leaves Hoover and goes to local brothel