Streamline creamwash

[Justin Bieber]

The Streamline Creamwash is a sexual act performed typically [5-10] minutes after arousal, as it will require high amounts of energy and prep-time.
A third party and one person, typically the man, leaves the company of the other, or others and climbs onto a deceased horse [strategically placed] on the roof of a car. The third party then proceeds to [full send] the car towards the home or structure that the affirmentioned participant is in.
At this point, the person inside has already placed him/herself in a human sized balloon filled with cream. How you go about doing the last mentioned part varies on your physical capabilities and balloon size; (you can use any form of cream that you desire).
As the car approaches the house, [the brakes] are then slammed and the horse, and person riding should fly through the air at a perfect velocity to break the physical structure of the building.
Upon impact with [the balloon] on the other side, the balloon will burst releasing gallons of liquid into your living space, creating the perfect mood for your sexual relations to continue.