Waxman

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The [Waxman] is an old man who lives in Cincinnati, Ohio. He leaves his house every night exactly at 11:30 pm and drives his Gold Sh*tter to the same [junkyard] every night. He is called the [waxman] because his face appears to be wax, even though not many people have seen his face for more than a couple seconds. People wait on his street and when he drives by them, they begin to follow him. It has been said that the waxman times the traffic lights on his route in order to lose the people following. The waxman knows when people are following him so he will periodically speed up and slow down to throw the followers off. If you pull up next to him he may look at you or even wave at you, but this is very rare. Sometimes he ignores the followers other times he pulls various tricks to freak out the followers. For example, if you are stopped at a stop light behind him he may wave at you in his [rear view] mirrors. Only one car full of [high school boys] has followed him all the way to the junkyard, and to this day do not talk about what happened there. Following the waxman can be scary, thrilling, and you gives the followers a [sense of adventure]!