Riblet

[Kit]

A fat, compulsively lying asshole that takes [xanax bars] all day long, making him crave McRibs from McDonalds. He is also known for starting fights over dumb shit, like a game of cards. and is also known as a huge cockblock because of his [dumbassness]. You may be dealing with a riblet when they do the following:
Take mass amounts of pills daily and has brain damage as a result.
Asks you to pick him up for a ride and lies about [gas money].
Lies PERIOD.
dumb fuck
Takes nuts and penis to face when passed out from drugs.
Runs around naked in the middle of the night and pisses the bed.
Causes earthquakes when he makes bowel movements.
[Two-time] texts because his fingers are so fat the fat jiggles from his finger and hits the send button twice.
A dumbass thief that steals dumb shit, such as your electric razor with all your germs on it.

[Jason Yan]

A small rib; specifically any one of a set on the outer surface of a boat, aircraft, etc., used to reduce drag.