Auditor

[Julian]

A person who works upwards of 80 hours a week , travels constantly, and drinks excessively. Probably works for EY, [PWC], [Deloitte], or [KPMG]. Charges clients between and an hour to perform work that could be done by a team of [trained monkeys]. Auditors generally have no social life as all their spare time is taken up by work related events. Most external auditors leave their firms within 5 years to take up middle-upper management postitions in order to spend time with the family that they forgot they had. Those who are left behind eventually become partners and sit in their offices all day counting their money, stained with the blood and sweat of 25 year old college grads.