Doorknobs

[Magaret]

A farting game. When someone farts who is playing the game, he/she must say safety before another participant says [doorknobs]. If doorknobs is spoke before safety, the farter can be punched in the shoulder unless said farter touches a doorknob. When played by veterans, the [pre-fart] safety, pre-safety, can be employed for no more than two minutes to allow for those times of uncertain [gastric] distress.

[Tariq Zaki]

a round handle that you turn to open a door