Pastor mcmurtry
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Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being [Pumpkin MilkShaked], and who has been rumored to be [Pumpkin Positive]) is a pastor for [Liberty Baptist Church], a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
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