Unidate

[Dave Paprocki]

n: the act of taking yourself out on a date
v: to go on a date with yourself

Ex: My long-distance boyfriend isnt coming to see me this [Valentines Day], so Im going [to Steak] and Shake for a unidate cause Im a strong, [independent woman].

Do you want to unidate? I asked myself in the mirror. Hell, yes! I immediately replied, giving myself a knowing wink.