Maintenence superintendant

[Kit]

sits in the back corner of the [workshop] and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving [on site]. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of [Planner] out of my head.