Horoscope

[Monty]

A bunch of [hokey pokey] [witchcraft] made up by [hippies].

[Magaret]

A forecast of a persons future, typically including a delineation of character and circumstances, based on the relative positions of the stars and planets at the time of that persons birth.

[Dave Paprocki]

A [load] of [horseshit].

[Agnes]

A [vague] and nonspecific [prediction] of [the future].

[Kit]

An [astrological] [prediction] of someones future based on the position of the planets and the signs of zodiac at a particular [time and place]

[Raeanne Dimick]

[Telescope] that can only [see] [whores]