Contact precautions

[Couch Potatoe]

When an individual or group of individuals [opt] to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to [venture] out into society to spread the word. When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no [sane] person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, [lest] he or she catch even the idea of the [whiff] of this skanky persons stank.