Pythagorean theorem

[Rihanna]

The only [geometric] [theorem] that will be used in the real world, primarily by [tall people] figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.

[Gregory]

[The Pythagorean] [Theorem] states that if Pedestrian A attempts to cross in front of car B at anything less than a 90 degree [perpendicular] angle, we can conclude that Pedestrian A is getting cut off.

[Jessica]

In geometry, a theorem stating that in a right triangle, the square of the [hypotenuse] (the longest side) is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides (legs). If the hypotenuse is c units long and the lengths of the legs are a and b, then [c2] = a2 b2. The theorem provides a way of calculating the length of any side of a right triangle if the lengths of the other to sides are known.

Something [the Scarecrow] from The Wizard of Oz was unable to correctly state even after he received his brains from the wizard.

[Kit]

[A savage] sexual position where the male contorts his body into the shape of a [triangle] while placing his foot onto the females head. Once in the Pythagorean Theorem position, he proceeds to viciously insert his erect [phallus] into her anus.

[Little_Girl]

[THE MOST] [AWESOME] [THEOREM] EVER CREATED!

[Gregory]

(= a statement that in a right triangle (= a triangle with a 90° angle) the square of the length of the side opposite the 90° angle is equal to the squares of each of the other two sides added together)