Dry dogwood
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The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of [chalky] dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an [innertube]. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then [yelp] out with possibly his last dying breath dry dogwood! to complete the act.
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