David furnish

[Tanya Shivari]

The [significant other] of [Elton John].

[Julene]

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms [David Furnish] vowed, in a [civil union] (or faggots marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise Davids ass or inject copious amounts of semen into Davids gargling throat and no one elses til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed [hemorroid].