The great unwiped

[Michiko]

The greatest of all known poops: one that requires true courage, skill and determination.
Unlike the closely related [angel poop], [wipeless] poop and [ninja poop], The Great Unwiped is a rare event by which the pooper is so certain that he or she has just done an angel poop, that the toilet paper is left untouched and the anus, unwiped; the garments are returned to their proper position, and the pooper leaves the bathroom with their head held high.