Gross sentimentality

[Lanell]

A new [mental illness] in which the afflicted person maintains relationships with people from the past who no longer wish to have anything to do with them. People having this affliction should seek professional help. This is a mild form of stalking and the afflicted person does not have their current emotional needs met and tries to console his or herself by looking into their past. These people also like to collect things from their youth and adolesence. Like an old [salesman] they go over their old leads (only the quality ones) and try to find something of value in the past, either acceptance, [forgiveness], or re-assurance. It is unclear what would come of the person if they were actually to [harvest] one of these relationships and see themselves as successful in this respect. See also: stalker loser dumbass forrestgump