Enduro

[Tanya Shivari]

[Enduro] is the concept of riding your overpriced bicycle up a hill slowly while telling misses jokes and drinking [electrolytes]. Then at the top you ride down as fast as you can in your unfit state. You repeat this process several times and then upon [termination] of the event you come up with inventive excuses as to why you didnt win.

[Luis Fok]

A long-distance race, especially for motor vehicles, motorcycles, or bicycles, typically over rough terrain, designed to test endurance.