Ephialtes

[Vania]

character in the movie 300 by [frank miller], ephialtes wanted to be in the spartan army but was too pussy to lift his sheild high enough to fit in the [phalanx] formation
after rejection from the badass [leonidas], he took sides with the transexual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.
the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.