Bedraggled shirker
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An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, dont iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip [herpies] and other [STIs] that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own [cutlery].
Bedraggled shirker meaning & definition 1 of Bedraggled shirker.