Bandsaw

[Julene]

A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.
First, place your [cleated] foot upon the back of said victims head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into ones own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims [funzone] with your [love rocket].

[Justin Bieber]

the act of shitting through a [g-string] (thong-type underwear) resulting in the [production] of two hemispheric [fecal] shafts.

[Sonia]

A nonsense dialect indigineous to the North Dallas area. Spoken by only by a handful of people, it closely resembles the unintelligible rants of Bob Subgenious or [speaking in tongues] (take your pick). The difference of [Bandsaw] is that the purpose of the language is to confuse someone enough that they are unable to understand you even though you are using plain English. While mostly English, some [bandsaw] includes German as well. This is due to Martin Ws German bloodlines and [chicken feet].
Often speaking Bandsaw will begin with English words that do make sense together but, often end with a complete nonsense. Even though the phrase will be nonsense, the goal is to make it sound like it might make sense. The point of a bandsaw statement where it becomes nonsense is often where you begin to mumble the words to cause confusion. This technique was first created by Mark P. and further enhanced by Martin W., Chris A., Chad S., [Tony V]., and some others who died in the battle of remedial math. A long fought war involving the number Twelve.

[Kit]

1.)[Secret language] developed in 1990 consisting of total nonsense. Chris and Martin came up with it as a clever way to confuse elderly instructors at [RHS].
2.)Game of- The game of [bandsaw] is to bandsaw (speak nonsense) to someone and the first word out of their mouth must be what for you to win or get them

[Michiko]

[Ju] fuckzorin [ownzor]

[Couch Potatoe]

A saw consisting of an endless moving steel belt with a serrated edge.

[Hina Muqadas]

a saw (= a tool for cutting hard materials such as wood) that cuts using a moving steel band with sharp points along the edge: