Workout impostor
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One who walks around in [workout] or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the [gym] today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their [physique] or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.
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A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and [pectoral] [implants] that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about [15-20] minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.
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