Towelism

[Couch Potatoe]

–noun
the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete [juiciness] and creaminess and of noninterference with [the intercourse] or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, [dry sheet] and body in harmony with the ejaculation.

[Tariq Zaki]

You [worship] [a towel]