Cannonballing

[Jason Yan]

The nefarious and perverse act of standing a reasonable distance behind your doubled-over and unsuspecting partner, taking a run up and [rifling] your sack completely into her anus shouting CANNONBALL!!! at the last possible moment. Having knocked her to the ground with your scrotal barrage, proceed to jack off over her back while sitting balls deep on her ass and taunt her by singing [shanties]. Works best if shes just taken a shower because shell be [prepped], and then have to take another shower after youve demonstrated your pirate-like domination.