Exorcising a mud demon

[Merna]

When you go to the bathroom and your feces comes out looking like watered-down [split pea] with ham soup. Pure liquified feces. The foul stench engulfs the entire bathroom. Lysol disinfectant spray is used to combat the stench; however, a [ghost trap] (from the movie Ghostbusters) would be more suitable since the stench is a presence of its own. Mud Demons usually are created when the unsuspecting individual drinks a pot of coffee, smokes a pack of cigarettes, the morning after a hard night of drinking, and/or when eating cereal containing high amounts of fiber (i.e. LIFE, Frosted [Mini Wheats], etc). See also Explosive Dirrhea.
Bring a roll of toilet paper and a cross!!