Motorcycle

[Becky]

A [thrilling], energy-efficient mode of [transportation] that many people consider too dangerous, mainly because these people drive a 3-ton [SUV] while texting.

[Tina]

A two-wheeled vehicle that is powered by a motor and has no pedals.

[Sonia]

[Motorcycles] are the best form of [adrenaline rush] because when you get off one you say, wow im [still alive]!

[Zipporah Schumaker]

A [really expensive] [roller coaster], [that kills] you when you try and put your hands in the air going down hills.

[Michiko]

A vehicle composed of basically an engine, a tank, and a pair of wheels. Often have excellent power-to-weight ratio and [heaven sent] fuel-consumption.
Not necessarily a sportsbike (refered to as [crotch rocket] by those who cant get their momma to buy them one, or cant get any).
Comes in various forms, from a cruiser (terminator bike), dual-purpose bikes (badass bike, typically used by the villains in a movie, eg: KLR650) to naked bikes (father of the sportsbike, mother of all bikes, eg: Bandit 1200, [Ducati] Monster).
Unfortunately, sometimes it is operated by attention whores, monkeys, or people with small dick. These are the ones you see riding recklessly on the freeway, often wearing nothing more than a helmet, a t-shirt, and a pair of flip-flops.
Sometimes used as a [benchmark] for accelaration by ignorant petrolheads, such as that kid driving his moms civic who thinks hes the [shiet] when passing one, or that whiny british car journalist.

[Oralee]

An [attractive girl] wearing her hair in [pigtails], which you want to grab, use as [handlebars], and ride her all night long