Deaning

[Ernesto]

Also known as [deaned]
In halo 3 doing anything necessary to steal or get cheap kills. This may include;

Stealing a kill often in a over the top yet sneaky manner,
such as sniping a weak enemy while a closer team mate was fighting them

2.Picking up two [power weapons] so no one else can get them, and then running into
the enemy base and dying, giving the enemy two perfectly full weapons.
3A.Letting a team mate die or even assisting the enemy to get the sniper rifle
3B.Shooting your team mates in the back during a fight, so that the opponent
kills your team mate and you receive an easy kill and your team mates [power weapon].

Hearing the voice of a girl in the game, and then because she was
nice you assume she wants to go out with you. Also because she has a cool gamer pic you assume shes hot.

Picking up a battle rifle just because everyone else does, but never using it.

Carrying weapons with no ammo.

7.Two opposite types of camping;

• camping [irritably] close to someone to dean (steal see 1.) kills
• camping in [out-of-the-way] places to sniper and dean kills.

Assuming that because three people dropped out on the other team, you can easily get a perfect game.

During [social slayer] in the pregame lobby, you discuss team strategies only to realize that your not on [team speak].

Whoring power weapons, dispute the illogical combination such as rocket launcher and sniper riffle. (Often causing No. 2 to occur.)
possible combinations include:
sniper/rocket launcher or sniper/laser or rocket launcher/laser
sword/shotgun or sword/hammer or shotgun/hammer

[Jessica]

When one creates [a ridiculous] story to cover up for stealing your stuff and/or [jacking] your [belongings].
Almost always followed by a subject change.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

The act of [tucking] the testicles into the vagina during [coitus]. In heterosexual intercourse when the male can somehow insert his balls into the vagina, even if breifly. Advance notice is usually required as this is a pretty difficult move to [pull off].