Bolivar

[Luis Fok]

Bolivar,
A [teenage boy] who loves [skateboarding] and getting girls.. His voice is amazing.. He has [butthole] ears.. Hes shaped like a dildo

[Tanya Shivari]

Located in [Western New York], Bolivar can be defined as the worlds most dramatic town. Here youll find everything from crack-ridden, trash talking, [fudge packing], neotransgender backwoods hicks to uptight, party loving, sexually absorbed skank-a-zoids who enjoy a good [flogging] behind your 1996 [Dodge Neon].
Upon visiting this zit of a town on the neck of America, youll come to find that it is nothing special.
Here youll find approximately ONE stoplight, a few gas stations that contain nothing special besides herpes from the individual ringing you out, a quite delightful little pizza parlor named [Top Hat], and the worlds most uptight, Post-Nazi regimented school in the entire continental U.S.A.
The overall scope of this town can best be described as FUCK.
If you grew up here, you are [liable] to employ the past tense of being Fucked.
If you are currently growing up in Bolivar, NY...then you are liable to be Fucked Up.
And worst of all, to consider raising a family or moving to Bolivar, NY, then Your Fucked.
By all means, shapes, forms and values, to be related to, considered as a former, current or likely resident of such said Bolivar, then your likely hood of being a successful individual in todays society has dropped dramatically from 33%, to approximately 4%.

[Magaret]

The basic monetary unit of Venezuela, equal to 100 centimos.