Finals

[Gregory]

[Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit]

[Renato]

End of term exams that usually last 1-2 weeks. The worst part of existence for a high school or college student.

Finals are an attempt by teachers to prove that you havent been [bullshitting] the entire class, which of course you have. Thus, [finals week] consists of subsisting on copious amounts of caffeine, limited amounts of sleep, and study sheets downloaded from the internet. Also characterized by large amounts of panic and procrastination posts on Facebook and Twitter.

They account for huge fucking amount of your grade, and it is [scientifically proven] that you never get the grade on your final that you want to.

[Donald Trump]

A highly contagious disease spreading between students, who approach the end of an educational period. It is common that nearly every student within a term is infected. Even though the symptoms might vary between countries as well as between individual students, the world wide threat can be identified by a massive increase in stress levels. It may also comes with other symptoms such as [severe depression], anxiety and [insomnia]... For some reason teachers all other the world tried to counter this disease with written exams regarding specific topics. Even though this procedure might cure the majority of students, it might also cause long term effects which are proven to impact the students life. Even cured persons may suffer from ongoing depression and huge losses in self-esteem and sanity. Testing a students knowledge and skills during this [mentally unstable] period is also heavily in doubt.

[Rihanna]

A [test] that proves to your [teachers] that you did not [learn] shit this year.

[Ernesto]

[death by] [examination]

[Couch Potatoe]

n.

1)The acceptable title for a series of metaphoric anal-raping questions that are a base for your entire [semester]

2. Things people get too [worried] over, even though they can mess your day up [real bad].

[Sommer]

Big tests that are [worth] too much and are [supposedly] [important].

[Zipporah Schumaker]

The final [day of reckoning] in [a class] when your presumed knowledge is [tested] and found to be lacking.

[Sarah]

Finals in Swimming. The final race of an event that decides the overall winner. The fastest swimmers from the heats go on to the final race.