Benderitis

[Rihanna]

When you [catch a case] of [the bends] (being a bender*,hockey type).
You cant skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan [Lowe]. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and dont play hockey for two weeks.