Non-euclidian sun bonnet

[Mark Zuckerberg]

When a strap-on, [angled] 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orifice of the human body. Usually followed by the infamous [Viking Bronze Hammer].
Those who [propagate] the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as Bonneteers.