Paramedic

[Monty]

[Absolutely], positively, [the last] person in the world you [want to fuck] with.

[Becky]

A person trained to give emergency medical care to people who are seriously ill with the aim of stabilizing them before they are taken to hospital.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

An absolute hero. Largely [unappreciated] by the general population until they are [gasping] for their [last breath] after 25 pints of Stella and a kicking par excellance on a Friday night.

[Justin Bieber]

An [emergency medical technician] trained to an advanced level of care that includes the ability to [intubate], administer drugs, start [IVs], and other invasive procedures.
Paramedics normally work on ambulances or in hospital emergency departments.
Also known as EMT-P.

[Zipporah Schumaker]

we are not freaking ambulance drivers...[we are the people] in the back of the truck who save ur life..and will stick a [12g] needle in ur hand if u call us one..or call us for a [stumped] toe!!

[Couch Potatoe]

The person/[people] that firemen [call] when they are [in trouble].

[Britney]

A [paramedic] is a medical profession that provides advanced levels of medical care in the pre-hospital setting usually in an emergency. This includes an initial assessment, diagnosis and a treatment plan to manage [the patients] health crisis. This care can also be continued en-route to a hospital if more definitive care for the patient is required. In some cases [the Paramedic] may provide adequate treatment that may resolve the health crisis and may or may not refer the patient onto another health professional.
Most paramedics work in ambulances or medical helicopters however there are some who take up hospital based roles in emergency departments. In some countries paramedics can go onto becoming a form of extended care practitioner similar to a PA or [CNP].