The chris chip sacroiliac test

[Julian]

A devious take on an orthopaedic test by an unscrupulous thespian. [The examiner] will form a gun shape with his hands and ensure that the fingertips of the 2nd and 3rd [phalanx] are pointing towards the ceiling. The examiner then crouches and moves his hand slightly caudad to the [patients] anal sphincter. The examiner then proceeds to give what can only be described as a violent prostate exam, whilst asking the patient to flex at the hip. A repeat of the test involving the contralateral hip will be offered, but for reasons unknown, it will nearly always be declined