Sulphur fart

[Kai]

The result of eating too much of certain foods, like eggs or cabbage. This causes people to have very unpleasant farts, which smell like [sulphur]. They are usually very quiet, which doesnt give nearby victims a [fair warning]. However, since they make no sound, its easy to let one rip in the middle of a crowd and blame it on somebody else. Its recommended you only unleash one in a large and ventilated area, since they can be rather deadly. They also sometimes linger in an area for up to 5 minutes. Use extreme caution when emitting a sulphur fart, unless you enjoy [alienating] anyone down-wind from you.