Vacuum

[Sarah]

A word that, mouthed, looks like fuck

[Sarah]

Term made popular by Scary Movie. When a desperate loser with a small penis gets pleasure for the sucking power of a dust buster.

[Sarah]

Something you use to suck up dirt or dust with.

[Sarah]

A Vacuum is an empty space, which has no atmosphere nor anything. Our atmosphere applies pressure to our bodies (see [atmosphere] and [G-force]) , but in a Vacuum there is no such pressure, which would make your body explode, as the inside of our body is built to match the same amount of pressure on the outside. If those to things doesn't collapse, we either imlode or explode. As you probably know, there isn't the mixture of oxygen, CO2 etc. out in space. Instead, there's a Vacuum.

[Sarah]

(noun) to Vacuum.
The act of waking someone who is asleep up by turning on a Vacuum in their room.
Directions:

Get out the Vacuum and plug it in to an outlet in the hallway
QUIETLY open the victim/roommates door and place the Vacuum as far away from their bed as possible without waking them up
Turn on the Vacuum and RUN

Because the cord is in the hallway, the victim isn't able to yank on it to pull it off and must fumble around in the dark and half asleep to turn the Vacuum off. It usually will take a couple minutes. Stand in the hallway and wait until it turns off, then you know you were successful.
To make it even better:
Have a friend who has never Vacuumed anyone before do it, and then lock them in the room as soon as they turn the Vacuum on so that when the victim wakes up, all they see is that person.

[Sarah]

A human responsible for rampant sucking, and not the fun sucking that would be the result of a successful night out with a girl, but rather the negative conotation of the word sucking... What do vacuums do? They suck.

[Sarah]

A cumming Spanish cow. Cuuuuuuuuuuum

[Sarah]

A device used to deprive someone of sleep and piss them off while simultaneously cleaning the house.

[Sarah]

A code

[Sarah]

A code

[Hina Muqadas]

A code word for Oral Sex. Usually involving a male receiving oral sex from another male and/or female.