Sprachling

[Lanell]

A word similar to snog to describe a (usually drunken) union of two individuals which goes no further than kissing and possibly cuddling. Any attempt by either party (usually the male) to take things to the next logical stage (see sproochling), will [invariably] be [greeted] with [a slap] by the other. Often the participants will sprachle all night long without actually getting to sproochle, much to the disappointment of one, if not both, of the sprachlers.
A common side-effect of sprachling is the deep feelings of regret (and sometimes disgust) that one or both of the participants experience upon reaching [sobriety].