Walleye crue

[Greta]

A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go walleye.

For comparison when no comparison is really possible, lets say your [Uncle Lester] thought he was the worlds greatest ladys man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old [shatty] diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his [pinky toe].