Jagla

[Hina Muqadas]

the title given to the person who is able to attract the female sex with the greatest of ease. Usually associated with 5 or more girls that [exemplify] the word beauty. Known as a [heartbreaker] in that he makes each individual girl feel as if she is the only one in his life when in fact she is simply being juggled. Also blessed with the complete knowledge of everything that pertains to the universe. Whether the subject is geography or [ecology], da jagla knowest all. If life was a game, he would be recognized as the ultimate player. As popularly stated when describing da jagla, every boy wants to be in his shoes, and every man wants to be in his missess.
Interesting fact: the title of da jagla is selected by the [Priory] of Slapabitch and the Pimpinainteasy Association.