Crotonitis

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Definition: [Crotonitis] is a degenerative mental condition common among males, and is especially prevalent around high school age. While it is not “life threatening”, it is considered by many experts on the subject to be a “life wasting” disease because while it doesn’t shorten [lifespan], it may significantly reduce the quality of life lived. Common symptoms include laziness, [atrophy] of muscles, and frequent desire to talk about how tough you are, without being able to back it up.
Cause: No one single source can be pin pointed as the cause of [crotonitis]. However, it is believed that some major causes include the “everyone is a winner” attitude, first popularized by the hit television series Barney