Mung revisited

[Hina Muqadas]

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid him/her with this task. The partners then go to the cemetery where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner proceeds to climb the nearest tombstone and [elbow drop] [the corpses] stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and [embalming] materials into the partners mouth. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face and in your mouth is called munging.