Pilferous

[Ernesto]

Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired [on a whim] due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to [hoarders], hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a [first world problem] typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.