Trouser snake

[Tina]

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snakes one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

[Sarah]

The Trouser Snake is the most feared yet desired animal in the Animal Kingdom. When threatened, the normally docile and relaxed trouser snake tenses up into an erect position in order to increase its size to scare off an attacker. However, if this show of size and ferocity doesnt provoke fear its attacker, the Trouser Snake has been known to use its body to viciously ram the opponent repeatedly until it is driven away. Even more astounding, if the trouser snake cant frighten off an attacker with its body, it has been known to spit a white, gooey substance into an opponents face, usually aiming for the eyes or oral region. His substance has been shown to induce either two reactions - uncontrollable gagging and blindness, or curiously enough, intense sensations of pleasure and satisfaction. This act has been linked to provocations from surprise, physical stimulation, and also in displays of sexual prowess for its partner or potential mate.

[Tanya Shivari]

the best word ever used for reffering to a [penis]!

[Britney]

The erectus trouserous or otherwise commonly referred to as trouser snake is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.

[Dave Paprocki]

guys dick

[Tina]

simply the snake in your pants (penis)

[Julian]

A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real [snake] lol, also known as [sneaky] [little devil].

[Jessica]

The male organ of [copulation] in higher vertebrates. In mammals, it also serves as the male organ of [urinary] [excretion]

[Mark Zuckerberg]

A [slang] or [alternate] word for [a dick].