Testicals

[Sonia]

1.A mans origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A mans power and weakness
4.Balls of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.

[Rihanna]

Awkward boobs for a penis

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The Festivals are waving around in the air and they are wrinkly. They are dangerous if they are put in the wrong place. The wrinkly old objects are useless in the snow. When the hair gets caught on braces it is a painful experience.