Southern belle

[Tina]

Southern women appreciate their natural assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile.
That unforgettable Southern drawl.
Southern women know their manners:
Yes, maam.
Yes, sir.
Why, no, Billy!
Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
Yall come back!
Well, bless your heart.
Drop by when you can.
Hows your Momma?
Southern women know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern women know their vacation spots:
The beach
The beach
The beach
Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
Summer tans
Colorful hi-heel sandals
Strapless sun dresses
Southern women know everybodys first name:
Honey
Darlin
Shugah
Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southern women know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern women know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits with mommas homemade jelly
Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Charleston
(Chawlstn)
Savannah (Svanah)
New Orleans (Nawlins)
Atlanta (Addlanna)
Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform.
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course!
Southern women know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern women know the four deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Wearing too much makeup in the summer
Southern women know men may come and go, but friends are fahevah!
Southern belles are a true God givin gift to the world, and of your a northern transplant, well just bless your heart, fake it! We all know that you got here as fast as you could!

[Couch Potatoe]

Gods greatest creation ever. The most beautiful women in the world.

[Sonia]

Main Entry: Southern Belle
Part of Speech: Noun
Definition: A beautiful and charming woman from the Southern United States. A Southern Belle possesses an undeniable natural charm, has a warm and dazzling smile, and impeccable manners, calling each person she encounters sir or maam regardless of their age or position. A Southern Belle can be recognized by her unforgettable Southern drawl, unstinting hospitality and graciousness, and her recognition as Football as a part of her religion. Southern Belles are recognized as one of Gods greatest creations and continously overshadow women from Northern US States.

[Sonia]

The 10 Commandants for Southern Belles
1.Never cuss in front of your Mamma or your mammy.
2.Your daddy (and Rhett Butler) is always the perfect man.
3.Never wear white after Labor Day or before Easter.
4.Never try to pass faux pearls for real ones at any special event. (especially your debut)
5.Always say yes mama and yes sir. No matter who you are talking to.
6.Never go out without putting your face on because you never know who you will see
7.Never pretend to be drunker than you really are.
8.Never smoke at a country club, on the street, or anywhere besides your house or at a very close friends house
9.Never forgive yankees. (just remember you could be Scarlet O Hara if they had not have won the war)
10.NEVER accept the defeat by the enemy
Southern Belles are gods gift to earth.
Southern Belles Always...
drink sweet tea
Watch Steel Magnolias
Read Gone with the Wind
Hate Yankess!!!

[Jessica]

Roots and where you came from. Not afraid to speak their minds and if really mad, they are ready to fight no matter what. Never mess with another girls Belle sister or they will both come after you! Also cant stand cityslickers!!!

[Becky]

A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the [Confederate Flag], and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:

A crocked politician.
A police officer.
A member of the armed forces.
A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.

...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping [coon] named [Tyrone].
When caught, shell say Tyrone raped her.
Hell go to jail or wind up missing and she and her [good ol boy] will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time shes 30, shell look 45 .

[Donald Trump]

the act of waving a duvet around like Scarlet OHara when lying in bed after letting a really wet, warm, loud and smelly fart. The waving around of the duvet adds to the comedy but also helps to spread the smell. While speaking in a Southern American accent. saying such phrases as, see examples. all of this is done while blaming your girl/boyfriend.

[Sarah]

a dead breed as far as younger generations are concerned; much like the southern gentleman

Southern women nowadays are at least as disgusting as women from other regions; theyll claim otherwise of course

[Mark Zuckerberg]

In watching MTVs True Life: Southern Belle, we see that a Southern Belle is a stereotypically vapid southern blonde white woman hell-bent on conforming to a sado-masochist vision of proper womanhood. Typical characteristics of an aspiring or professional Belle are: extreme narcissism, poor grammar and an obsession with Southern culture and alienating themselves with more mainstream homogeneous metro-culture. The saddest thing though is the day that they realize theyre old and are no longer pretty, casting them into a dark brooding depression battled with eating...turning them into the 350 pound troll women often encountered in the South.

[Rihanna]

a woman who knows how to cater to her man and let him be in control of her, while maintaining her natural charm.