Simp
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•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason .
•A man that prides himself with Chivalry in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female. -
a guy who acts all tough like he doesnt care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend.
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Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em. But the bitch is playing them!!
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A man who puts women on a pedastal when she clearly doesnt deserve it. He thinks all women are victims and they barely do any wrong. He usually does this to gain favor with women aka try to have sex with her.
Most simps grew up in a single mother home and family is mostly dominated by women. So since he had close to zero men to look up to growing up he began relating and sympothizing more with women.
For example, a woman can have slept with half of her coworkers and instead of labeling her a hoe he will say something a long the lines of shes a good women. Her coworkers are wrong for taking advantage of her. -
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when someone (guy or girl) is being too emotional or shows it too much
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Simp or S.I.M.P stands for: Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.
1.)A man who thinks a woman with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality woman.
2.)A boy/man who lives with/off of a woman because of his weak position in life.
3.)A man who otherwise cant get a high quality woman so he speaks highly of(lies to) low class women(hoes, chicken heads, hoodrats, babbymammas) to increase his chances of having sex with them by mostly agreeing with them no matter how foolish they are.
4.) A man who thinks that fat, ugly, unattractive women are just as good or on the same level as any other woman.
5.)Bitch raised boy/man, with no fatherly influence. In his eyes all women are good no matter what, they do or say. A man who is beholden to women due to lack of intellect or common sense. -
A straight up melvin, a cockmaster, or a bitch. One who acts cool around his crew then turns around and is a complete bitchass with the women. He buys them shit, he tries to talk smack about his own gang, and he just want pussy from the bitches (which he wont cause the women know he a simp).
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(S)uckas - (I)dolizing - (M)ediocre - (P)ussy -- Basically someone who gives redundant and over the top attention to women that are of far less value than the attention or praise given. Usually the recipient of this praise is knowing of this and is taking full advantage knowing this fact.....Thus the term sucka is the main attribute and usually the results in the pending downfall of this kind of man.
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A [simp] is a crybaby who cant get pussy no matter how hard he tries. A simp will go and offer a shoulder to cry on or be overly nice to women in order to get with them, and when it doesnt work out, they cry about it for two weeks and move on to their next prey. A simp will do anything to get pussy. A simp will pay for food, bills, buy gifts and act like a bitch in general just to get pussy. A true simp will try to fuck anything with a pussy. Ultimately, he chases after mediocre to below average pussy from females who probably deserve whatever they are getting. [Simps] are punks, [bottom feeders], and laughable. They are antisocial [fake depressed] weebs who cant use their own skills to get pussy, so they prey on females who should just be left alone to deal with whatever they created. They are the worst type of fuckboys and should be avoided at all costs.
SUCKERS WHO
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MEDIOCRE
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[A nigga] who will drop bread [on a bitch] who he isn’t [pimping] and get nothing in return.
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A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He [skips] hanging [with the boys] to be with girls but they all [friend zone] him. Commonly associated with the name Ryan.
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