Safety dance

[Tina]

A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of [That Guy]. It wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

[Little_Girl]

Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. [insert clapping noise]

[Tanya Shivari]

The act of masturbating.
Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980s by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
We can go where we want to, a place they will never find
Everybody look at your hands
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everythingll work out right
In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980s, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.
A similar song was Billy Idols Dancing With Myself.

[Sonia]

When two people fist each other at the same time. It is named after the twisting two-arm dance motion from the Men Without Hats video of the same name.

[Little_Girl]

Those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their passengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.
Named after a song by the same name.

[Couch Potatoe]

When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.