Natty ice

[Couch Potatoe]

Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called Natty Baths in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.

Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Mans Beer; White Boys Fear.

[Sarah]

A pint of absolute heaven. Will you get hammered in .00 or less. Consumption leads to things such as shotgunning, streaking, and having sex with Katie. A fantastic Graveyard beer. Not to be confused or intermingled with high clas beers such as Budweiser and Mickeys Fine Malt Liquor.

[Sonia]

what a skunk would taste like if it were a liquid

[Britney]

A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you cant afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even Paulaner Salvator.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

The savior beer of all people who dont have to spend for a six pack. Will run you about 12 a six pack and will fuck you up quick as shit. Has 5.9% alcohol per volume but tastes as good as budweiser. The prefered drink of high school and college students, and poor people alike.

[Mark Zuckerberg]

natural beer natty ice is a cheap and bad quality alchoholic beverage most likely bought by college students laxbros who dont have money to buy decent beer

[Becky]

the most chill beer in the world, drank by all lax bros even some bros from canada that cross the border ever weekend so that the sweet sweet taste of natty can be enjoyed buy all laxers in the world